- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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