what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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