what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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France had one revolution

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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