What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Penis

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Tucker Rivera

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Anti Joke

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