Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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