Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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