People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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