why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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