Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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