- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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