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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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