Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Tunechi

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

WNBA

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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