two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why so serious ?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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