- Anti Joke

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's 2+2? Fish

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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