Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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