- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

what's up? my penis.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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