why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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