What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Women's Rights

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A women left the kitchen.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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