the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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well use a tissue!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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