- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

whats black? the colour

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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