- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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