- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Read a Book.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Racial Equality

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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