- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A women left the kitchen.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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