WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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