What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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I read the terms of service.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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