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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Facebook How i met my mother

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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