(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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the bible

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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