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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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