- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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