- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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