What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why so serious ?

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Good job, son.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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