- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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