Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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