Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

[Set up] [No punch line]

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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