Why did the man die? He was old.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

This is not a joke.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Women

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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