Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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