- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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