- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

404 Error: Joke not found

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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