- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

hard cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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