- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Pickles are powerful

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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