- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Asian women drivers...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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