A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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