- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

homosexual

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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