how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Click here to end the world.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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