- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why can't jokes spit?

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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