Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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