How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's Rights

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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