- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Justin with a hat.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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