So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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learn. advance!

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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diarrhea.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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