what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Women's rights.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Facebook How i met my mother

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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