Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Anti Joke

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