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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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