- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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