- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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