- Anti Joke

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I just threw up..In my pants.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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