- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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