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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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