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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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