- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

su algato es en fuego

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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