- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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