- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

whats black and large -me

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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