What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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