what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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