You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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