Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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