What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Ehh

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ok

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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