- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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