- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Adam Chebali has no life

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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