- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Your Mum is soo fat.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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