- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I asked her where you were.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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