A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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