- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

knock knock!? . . No.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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