Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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