- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

women's rights

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are red.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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