life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

You were born.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

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