Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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