what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

matt is fat

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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