- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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