Whats funnier than 24.....25

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

So one time there was this woman learning...

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