- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

PENIS lol

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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