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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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