- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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