What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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I love you

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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