one of the idiot

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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