- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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