- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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