- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock Knock.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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