- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Women's Rights

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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