Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats gay and american? a gay american

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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