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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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