- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Guest what in the butt

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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