- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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