- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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