A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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