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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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