- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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