- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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