- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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