- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

child labor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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