- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's better than a stick? A stone

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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