- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

KILL WHITEY

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Guest what in the butt

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Women's rights

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Nothing. He made it home safely.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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